My Favorite ‘Evil Dead Rise’ Quotes

Welcome to Day 3 of Spooky Season! Usually with Spooky Season, I add installments to my Favorite Horror Quotes series, but I figured 8 was enough for now. Evil Dead Rise became an instant favorite of mine and today, I wanted to share the quotes from this movie that stayed in my mind for days after I watched it. I hope you enjoy!! (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

Father Marcus Littleton:This evil is not governed by the rules of man. No, it takes its pleasure in creating terror through total chaos. Desperate to end this curse, I tried to kill what were once my brothers. I led them to the woodshed and set it ablaze. But they danced in its flame and reveled in its burn.

Possessed Bridget (Gabrielle Echols):Told you, you should’ve put the book back, Danny!

Kassie (Nell Fisher):Bridget dropped the pizza.

Possessed Ellie (Alyssa Sutherland):I will swallow your soul… two souls?

Possessed Ellie:Everybody dies by dawn, Beth.

Ellie:You been sleeping? You look like Mom.

Beth (Lily Sullivan):Beats looking like a tampon.

Beth:I’m not a groupie, you psycho b***h!

Kassie:Your boyfriends are weirdos.

Bridget:You’re the weirdo.

Danny (Morgan Davies):It’s probably been locked in that vault forever.

Bridget:Yeah, and weird s**t like this gets locked away for a reason.

Kassie:You don’t look so good, Mom.

Possessed Ellie:Oh, nothing a big old hug and kiss from you won’t fix.

Jake (Billy Reynolds-McCarthy):Hey, Bridget. Mom’s on nights and we’re watching all the Freddy movies in a row.

Scott (Tai Wano):Even the sh***y ones.

Jack:There aren’t any sh***y ones.

Possessed Ellie:Ellie waits in Hell for you and your unborn b*****d baby.

Possessed Jessica (Anna-Marie Thomas):Who’s the brainless meat-puppet now?

Bridget:It’s dirty.

Ellie:Well, stick it in the laundry and I’ll do it later.

Bridget:You’ll forget. You always forget.

Ellie:You know where the washing machine is.

Kassie:You’d be a good mom someday, Auntie Beth.

Beth:Oh, yeah?

Kassie:Yeah. You know how to lie to kids.

Possessed Ellie:Open the door like you open your legs, you stinking groupie slut!

Possessed Ellie:Mommy’s with the maggots now.

Father Marcus Littleton:My want to understand and commune with the other side could not have been more misguided.

Ellie:Tell Danny to turn the music down.

Bridget:Mom said turn the music down!

Ellie:I could’ve done that myself!

Kassie:Look, Mom! I’m a bada**!

Ash Williams (In Theory) (Bruce Campbell):Destroy it! It’s called The Book Of The Dead for a reason!

Possessed Ellie:Who wants to rot next? Eeny… Meeny… MINY!… you.

Possessed Ellie:I had the most beautiful dream. We were together, sitting in a tall forest. The wind was clean and the birds were singing the sweetest melodies. It was the perfect day and all I could think about was how much I wanted to cut you all open and climb inside your bodies so that we could stay one happy family.

Possessed Ellie:I’m free now. Free from all you titty-sucking parasites.

Ellie:It’s in me.

Kassie:Am I dead?

Father Marcus Littleton:This horror will not stop until innocence is destroyed. Until Evil… be thy name.

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