I’m back with another installment of choosing a modern Tales From The Crypt cast! This week, I chose another of my all time favorites, The Assassin. The Assassin follows a content housewife who’s suddenly taken hostage by 3 CIA agents who are in search of her husband, a supposed agent gone rogue. As always, I made my choices based on age, looks, and how I picture their overall performances. I hope you enjoy and let me know who you’d cast! (REMINDER: this is just hypothetical fun! I respect everyone mentioned and this series isn’t meant to tear anyone down or be disrespectful!!)

Janet McKay

Original Actress: Shelley Hack (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Malin Akerman (The Final Girls, The Heartbreak Kid)

Simone ‘Gwen’ Bardou

Original Actress: Chelsea Field (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Cecily Strong (Saturday Night Live, Ghostbusters)

William

Original Actor: Jonathan Banks (Pictured Top) – My Choice: Devon Sawa (Chucky, Black Friday)

Todd

Original Actor: Corey Feldman (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Dylan Minnette (Let Me In, Goosebumps)