Choosing A Modern ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Cast: 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror

I’m back with another installment of choosing a modern Tales From The Crypt cast! Today, I picked 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror! 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror follows Willa Sandelton, a gold digging, unfaithful artist who takes matters into her own hands after her husband fires her from designing the logo for his latest soap products. As always, I made my choices based on age, looks, and how I picture their overall performances. I hope you enjoy and let me know who you’d cast!! (REMINDER: this is just hypothetical fun!! I respect everyone mentioned and this series isn’t meant to tear anyone down or be disrespectful!!)

Luden Sandelton

Original Actor: Bruce Davison (Pictured Top) – My Choice: Sean Astin (The Goonies, Stranger Things)

Willa Sandelton

Original Actress: Cristi Conaway (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Samara Weaving (The Babysitter, Scream VI)

Tom

Original Actor: Darin Heames (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Jimmy Tatro (The Machine, Modern Family)

Talk Show Host

Original Actress: Kelly Coffield Park (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Portia Doubleday (Carrie, Fantasy Island)

2 thoughts on “Choosing A Modern ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Cast: 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror

  1. I love this episode, thanks to Ms Conaway. Any more thoughts on her performance, and out of interest, what in Weaving’s oeuvre prompted you to suggest her in this particular role? She usually plays rather sweet and innocent characters, doesn’t she?

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    1. Honestly, it was Cristi Conaway’s performance that made this episode one of my all time favorites! She was so entertaining and I love her accent. As for Samara Weaving, it was her performance in The Babysitter films that inspired my choice. I think she can definitely do a good bitchy badass performance like Willa Sandelton 🙂

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