“Take his gag out. It’s more fun with the screaming.”

“Greta. I thought we were gonna be friends. You just turned out to be too much of an a**hole.”

“I’m a star, Motherf***er. Stars always shine. Sparkle.”

“Daddy, grab that b***h!”

“G*****n it, look at that jacket! On tv.”

“Let me drive. Let me drive. S**t, man! What am I speaking? F***ing Chinese? Let me f***ing drive!”

“What are you gonna do, shoot me? What did I ever really do to you?”

“Make sure he’s covered. I want him good and crispy.”

“Now, what makes you think that, Big Boy?”

“You know, you kind of remind me of my brother, Tiny. I mean, he was really huge and you’re pretty small, but you guys have the same vibe. He was horrible, too. I thought he was beautiful in this weird kind of way, though.”

“Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.”

“Some old broad next door saw me gut that b***h. Um, think we should think about rolling out of here soon.”

“Otis, the f***ing pigs are everywhere.”

“Stupid c**t. Ain’t no bullets in this thing. It’s all f***ing mind power.”

“You better be careful, I might miss and cut it off.”

“Go ahead, shoot me. Shoot me right in the a**!”

“Peace and love.”

“S**t, way to go, Roy! She ain’t too bad. She got a tight little a** on her.”

“Yeah, well, there’s one thing I ain’t afraid of, it’s monsters.”

“I feel like we’re all really getting to know each other now.”

“Come on, don’t be such a f***ing drag, I’m starving.”

“Ah, I get it. You want to live forever.”

“I mean look at me. Really f***ing look at me. I’m fine.”

“He looks pretty g*****n broken to me.”

“Yeah, I took care of the situation all right.”

“Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill ‘em. That’s the way.”

“Adios, Motherf***er!”

“Look, suit, I gotta do what I gotta do. It’s my rules or the Grim Reaper comes a-rolling through in a big black Cadillac. ‘Hey, b***h! Hop in!’ Ya dig?”

“Why would you want to kill me? I’m your only hope, my brother’s f***ing crazy. You’ve seen him.”

“‘Shoo, shoo,’ said the Maiden. ‘Come, Maiden,’ said the rabbit. ‘Sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch.’”

“Oh, wait! I love this song!”

“Make it hurt, no love taps. I want to hear it.”

“You better make this next one f***ing count!”

“That f***ing b***h is mine.”

“You believe this b***h had the f***ing balls to try and f**k with me?”

“I love you, Mama.”

“I still wanna party.”

“So, what kind of party do you wanna have? Like a Christmas party or a birthday party? Oh, you wanted to still have a Halloween party?”

“What a difference a day makes, huh?”

“I don’t f***ing hide!”

“Who died and made you king of Mexico?”

“You think I don’t know what you do? Every night, you fold me up and put me into your pocket. You take me home. I watch you, sitting all alone, getting all wet just thinking of me. I live inside your head. I live inside your head. I do, I live in your head. You can’t trick me, you b***h. I shot out of my mama hustling. You can’t hustle the hustler.”