Welcome to Day 29 of Spooky Season!! The Lost Boys was a major staple in my childhood and it’s one of my all-time favorite horror films. Today, I wanted to share my favorite quotes from this movie. Whether it’s the originality of the quote, the execution, or both, these quotes left an impact and are truly unforgettable in my mind. I hope you enjoy and let me know your favorite quote! (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

Grandpa (Barnard Hughes): “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.”

Alan Frog (Jamison Newlander): “We unraveled in the face of the enemy!”

Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman): “It’s not our fault. They pulled a mind-scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!”

Grandpa: “Are we having fun, or what?”

Sam Emerson (Corey Haim): “I thought we were going to town.”

Grandpa: “That’s as close to town as I like to get.”

Dwayne (Billy Wirth): “You missed, Sucker.”

Sam: “Only once, Pal.”

David (Kiefer Sutherland): “Michael, you’re one of us! Let go!”

Michael Emerson (Jason Patric): “And do what?!”

David: “You are one of us, Michael!”

David: “Initiation’s over, Michael. Time to join the club.”

Max (Edward Herrmann): “I still want you, Lucy. I haven’t changed my mind about that.”

Michael: “I didn’t invite you this time, Max.”

Edgar: “Listen! Just so you know, if you try to stop us or vamp-out in any way, then I’ll stake you without even thinking twice about it.”

Sam: “Chill out, Edgar.”

Lucy Emerson (Dianne Wiest): “Sam, this is a terrible thing to admit, but I think that one of the reasons I divorced your father was because he never believed in the closet monster.”

Sam: “You’re chasing that girl, aren’t ya? Come on, come on, admit it. You’re chasing her. I’m at the mercy of your sex glands, Bud.”

Paul (Brooke McCarter): “You’re mine! You killed Marco!”

Edgar: “Yeah, you’re next.”

Paul: “No, you’re next!”

David: “Michael Emerson! Come on down!”

David: “I tried to make you immortal.”

Michael: “You tried to make me a killer!”

Sam: “Hey, Grandpa! Is it ok if we borrow your car?”

David: “So, now you know what we are. Now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old, Michael. And you’ll never die. But you must feed.”

Grandpa: “I’m just gonna drop by some of my handiwork to the ‘Widow’ Johnson.”

Michael: “What’d you stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?”

Max: “Don’t ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.”

Sam: “Did you know that?”

Edgar: “Of course. Everyone knows that.”

Sam: “So, what are you, the flying nun?”

Michael: “I’m your brother, Sammy, help me!”

Edgar: “Ok, where’s Nosferatu?”

Sam: “Who?”

Edgar: “The prince of darkness.”

Alan: “The night crawler. The bloodsucker.”

Edgar: “El Vampiro.”

Sam: “If he’s dead, can we go back to Phoenix?”

Edgar: “How much you think we should charge them for this?”

Paul: “Garlic don’t work, boys!”

Edgar: “Try the holy water, Death Breath!”

Lucy: “No, actually, I’m not looking for a tape. What I need is…”

Max: “A job?”

Lucy: “Is a job. Yeah. I look that needy, huh?”

Sam: “Wait, wait. You have a TV?”

Grandpa: “No. I just like to read the TV guide. Read the TV guide, you don’t need a TV.”

Grandpa: “Lucy, you’re the only woman I ever knew who didn’t improve her situation by getting divorced.”

Alan: “We don’t ride with vampires.”

Sam: “Fine, stay here.”

Edgar: “We do now.”

Lucy: “Oh, they’re just young. We were that age too, once. But they dress better.”

Sam: “Don’t kill me, Mike. I’m basically a good kid, so just don’t kill me.”

Star (Jami Gertz): “You’re the secret that David was protecting.”

Edgar: “Bad breath? Long fingernails?”

Sam: “Yeah, his fingernails are a bit longer, he always had bad breath, though.”

Grandpa: “Max? Are we gonna have company again?”

Lucy: “Again? Dad, you haven’t had company in this house since Mom died eight years ago.”

Grandpa: “Right. Now we’re gonna have company again.”

Max: “You have a generous nature. I like that in a person.”

Grandpa: “Well, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here was to stand up all at once… we’d have one hell of a population problem.”

David: “How far are you willing to go, Michael?”

Sam: “You’re a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You’re a vampire, Michael! My own brother, a g*****n s**t-sucking vampire! You wait till Mom finds out, Buddy!”

Alan: “Let’s start with the little one. First come, first staked.”

Sam: “What was that? A little vampire humor? It wasn’t funny.”

Edgar: “We are awesome monster bashers!”

Alan: “The meanest!”

Edgar: “The baddest!”

Michael: “Oh, your folks, too, huh?”

Star: “What do you mean?”

Michael: “Ex-hippies. I came this close to being called Moon Beam or Moon Child. Or something like that.”

Sam: “Don’t kill anybody until we get back to you!”

Edgar: “All right, here’s what you do. You get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.”

Sam: “I can’t do that! He’s my brother!”

Alan: “Okay, we’ll come over and do it for you.”

Sam: “No!”

Edgar: “You better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, Buddy, or it’s your funeral.”

Sam: “I’ll be right back, Mike! I hope.”

David: “You don’t want to miss this.”

Max: “Is it alright for the guest to see the food before dinner?”

Lucy: “Oh, no, you’re thinking of the groom not seeing the bride before the wedding.”