During my break from everything, I decided to re-binge-watch one of my favorite shows, Workaholics! Now that I finished the show again, I’m ready to finally rank all of the episodes in season 2. I made my ranking choices based on how often I watch the episodes, how many funny/memorable moments there are, and how I feel while watching them. I hope you enjoy and be sure to check out my ranking of the episodes of season 1! (SPOILER ALERT!!!)
10. 6 Hours Till Hedonism II

As they prepare for their Thanksgiving trip to Hedonism II, the boys realize that Blake (Blake Anderson) doesn’t have a passport and they have 6 hours to get him a fake one or else the trip is off. This one was actually easy to put at the bottom of the ranking because I skip it every time I binge watch the show. I don’t know if it’s the stress of a rushed situation, or the little kid who made things even more complicated for the boys, but it’s definitely not an episode that I throw on.
9. Heist School

After the boys steal a dragon statue they felt they were entitled to, a group of high school students steal the statue from them and they infiltrate the school to track it down. I USED to skip this one every time, but it ended up growing on me after a while. I still put it low on the list because the “school spirit” mentality of the high schoolers was just toxic and frustrating to see. Plus, I just really feel bad for the guys after the statue is destroyed in front of them. I know it may be unusual, but it breaks my heart when I see that part.
8. Model Combat

While Blake is participating in a video game fighting competition, Adam (Adam Devine) tries to get his modeling career off the ground but he grows jealous after Anders (Anders Holm) is the one discovered by an agency. This is definitely Adam at his most frustrating. He couldn’t handle Anders being picked to model for the company and he completely ruined Blake’s chances of winning his competition. Plus, when Blake wanted to fight Adam, Adam just blinds him, which was a b***h move. I do love this episode but the episodes higher on this ranking weren’t just Adam ticking me off the entire time.
7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates

After causing property damage in Montez’s (Erik Griffin) neighborhood, the boys try to evade the local law enforcement while trying to get to the office to get the raises they asked Alice (Maribeth Monroe) for. This was a crazy and fun episode! There were so many moments that I loved, but also there were some really gross moments. I love how they try and fail miserably to get out of the neighborhood. I also love the moments where they argue over each other and immediately stop when there’s food in front of them. Although it’s not an all time favorite episode, I’ll still watch it every chance I get!
6. Temp-Tress

As the boys try to win a fridge with a built-in mini TV, their focus hits an obstacle as a beautiful temp named Naomi (Nicky Whelan) starts her first day at the company. This episode was hilarious but I just felt so bad for Naomi. She was a very sweet person and she had to deal with the boys being very rude to her and Jillian (Jillian Bell) just being completely obsessed with her. She was just trying to have a good day at work and I don’t blame her one bit for telling them all off in the end. The boys trying to masturbate their temptation away was definitely one of the best and most uncomfortable scenes in the whole show!
5. Old Man Ders

On Anders’ 25th birthday, he hits a quarter-life crisis as he struggles with his own mortality. This is one of my favorite birthday-themed episodes. Ders’ spiral as he steals a car and invades a kid’s birthday party with strippers is too crazy. I do wish we got to actually see what “The Ders” is fully capable of. Ders’ insane drunken persona was talked up so much, I’m kind of bummed we never got to see him just go crazy. This was still a great episode that I’ll watch any time.
4. Man Up

After feeling humiliated and emasculated at a bar, the boys plan a hunting trip to prove that they’re tough, manly men. Things don’t go exactly as planned as they injure a homeless man’s pet raccoon on their trip. I’m such a sucker for slow-motion scenes set to dramatic music, even if it’s in comedies, and that’s one of the reasons this episode is so high up. That and I love it when the boys try to prove themselves and fail in such epic fashion. The way the boys exacerbate their situations is one of the reasons I love this show so much.
3. Karl’s Wedding

Anders’ plan to sleep with his supposed soulmate is halted after the house is in chaos preparing for Karl’s (Kyle Newacheck) impromptu wedding. This episode is chaotic and so random. Adam takes bath salts with a homeless woman, Blake learns Karl’s fiancé is cheating on him, and Anders loses his soulmate and tries to get revenge on Karl by sleeping with his mom. So much disarray packed into one episode and I wouldn’t have it any other way! Plus, Adam’s singing always gets a special shoutout due to his voice and the catchiness of the tune!
2. Dry Guys

After partying way too hard, the boys decide to stay sober from alcohol and drugs for at least a week, but they soon find it’s going to be much more difficult than they thought. Getting sober can be a hard thing to do and the fact that these guys didn’t even last a day was all too real yet hysterical. The aftermath of the previous party was so messy and it’s funny to see that even these guys have a limit when it comes to partying. We get to the root of the boys’ problems with each other, then they go back to their loco lives as if it never happened.
1. Stop! Pajama Time

After Alice takes a sick day, she leaves Jillian in charge, to everyone’s surprise. With no one listening to her, Jillian spills the beans about 4 employees getting fired, which throws the office in total chaos. This is another one of my main go-tos when I feel like watching the show. It’s funny to see life in the office when Alice is gone. People shooting dice, downing beers, even ironing their pants right in their cubicle. The best parts are no doubt when nearly blind Anders believed Adam jumped to his death, and Adam’s long scream when he found out he’s one of the ones supposed to be fired.