Welcome to Day 9 of Spooky Season!! Today, I bring you my latest installment of choosing a modern Tales From The Crypt cast. For Spooky Season, I picked another one of my favorite episodes, On A Deadman’s Chest. On A Deadman’s Chest follows, Danny Darwin, a rockstar who despises his bandmate’s new bride, Scarlett. After a magical tattoo artist tattoos Scarlett’s face on his chest, Danny realizes that he can’t get rid of it… but maybe he can get rid of her. As always, I made my choices based on age, looks, and how I picture their overall performances. I hope you enjoy and let me know who you’d cast! (REMINDER: this is just hypothetical fun!! I respect everyone mentioned and this series isn’t meant to tear anyone down or be disrespectful!!)

Danny Darwin

Original Actor: Yul Vazquez (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Dacre Montgomery (Stranger Things, Better Watch Out)

Nick Bosch

Original Actor: Paul Hipp (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Logan Miller (We Summon The Darkness, Escape Room)

Scarlett Bosch

Original Actress: Tia Carrere (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Odessa A’zion (Hellraiser, Until Dawn)

Vendetta

Original Actress: Sherrie Rose (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Rachel Sennott (Bodies Bodies Bodies, Saturday Night)

Farouche

Original Actor: Heavy D (Pictured Top) – My Choice: Julian Dennison (Y2K, Deadpool 2)