Welcome to Day 15 of Spooky Season!! I really wasn’t expecting to make another quotes post so soon, but that’s what I get for throwing on one of my favorite horror movies, Freddy vs. Jason! Freddy vs. Jason has many memorable quotes that stayed in my mind for years, either due to their originality or execution made by these legendary characters. I hope you enjoy and let me know your favorite FVJ quote!

Mark Davis (Brendan Fletcher): “Somebody please wake me up! Please!”

Kia Waterson (Kelly Rowland): “We’re not safe awake or asleep.”

Shack (Chris Gauthier): “Well, hey, Jethro! This is a rave, not a Halloween party. Why don’t you go find yourself a pig to f**k?”

Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund): “Let me handle this, b***h.”

Freddy Krueger: “He may get the blood, but I’ll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.”

Charlie Linderman (Christopher Marquette): “I was playing a drinking game with some of the lower primates, and I guess I’m penalized for my ability to read above a fourth grade level.”

Freddy Krueger: “When I was alive, I might’ve been a little naughty. But after they killed me, I became something much much worse: the stuff nightmares are made of.”

Bill Freeburg (Kyle Labine): “Dude, that goalie was pi**ed about something.”

Gibb Smith (Katharine Isabelle): “I only smoke when I drink now.”

Kia Waterson: “But you’re always drinking.”

Gibb Smith: “Yeah, well I’ll work on that next.”

Mark Davis: “Listen to yourself. You’re holding onto that psychobabble bulls**t like it’s some kind of security blanket, man.”

Deputy Scott Stubbs (Lochlyn Munro): “You kids need some assistance?”

Gibb Smith: “What the f**k do you think?!”

Lori Campbell (Monica Keena): “Freddy! Go to Hell!”

Pamela Voorhees (Paula Shaw): “Rise up, Jason! Your work isn’t finished! Hear my voice and live again!”

Gibb Smith: “Yeah, you’re right, I should go. I could use a few dozen drinks.”

Freddy Krueger: “Come to Freddy. These are my children, Jason. Go back where you belong!”

Charlie Linderman: “You know what, Kia? I used to think you hated me because you thought I wasn’t good enough for Lori, but that’s not it. See, you tear me down to make yourself feel better because you really hate yourself, which is kind of pathetic when you actually stop to think about it, assuming, of course that you can think with all that makeup weighing down your head.”

Lori Campbell: “Look, he has taken everything from us! He has ruined both of our pasts, and I am not leaving until I see him die!”

Lori Campbell: “What do you see in him?”

Gibb Smith: “I don’t know. But he has a cute a**.”

Lori Campbell: “Well, you know what, my dad needs me. So, I can’t go out with guys all the time and if I did, it would not be with somebody like Blake.”

Jason Voorhees’ (Ken Kirzinger) Victims: “I should’ve been watching them. Not drinking… not meeting a boy at the lake. I deserve to be punished. We all deserved to be punished.”

Trey (Jesse Hutch): “I’m dead one day and you’re already out getting s**t-faced? Same old Gibb!”

Will Rollins (Jason Ritter): “Kia, he has asthma!”

Will Rollins: “You’re a f***ing lunatic, you know that?”

Mark Davis: “I know you are, but what am I?”

Pamela Voorhees: “Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You’ve just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up.”

Freddy Krueger: “Why won’t you die?!”

Kia Waterson: “Whoa, Linderman. Let me give you a tip. Place your hormones back in the box and quit while you’re ahead, ok? We don’t have time for Date-A-Dork right now. Thanks.”

Mark Davis: “Hypnocil. What does this s**t do anyway? How come we all have to take it?”

Kinsey Park (Viv Leacock): “Keeps you nice and docile while I kick your little a**.”

Mark Davis: “I’m fine with that.”

Blake (David Kopp): “You know about feng shui?”

Kia Waterson: “Oh, oh! Oh, you should see her bedroom. Great flow in there. Lori, why don’t you go upstairs and show Blake your feng shui?”

Freddy Krueger: “Being dead wasn’t a problem. But being forgotten, now that’s a b***h!”

Freddy Krueger and Bobby Davis (Zack Ward): “Hey, Mark. You didn’t forget about me, did you? Oh, that’s right! Everyone forgot! That’s why they weren’t afraid anymore! That’s why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to remember! But now he just won’t stop! That hockey puck.”

Freddy Krueger: “I can’t come back if nobody remembers me! I can’t come back if nobody’s afraid!”

Freddy Krueger: “Ah, so you are afraid of something after all, huh?”

Freddy Krueger’s Victims: “His name is Freddy Krueger, and he loves children, especially little girls. Freddy’s coming back. Soon, he’ll be strong enough. It’s okay to be afraid. We’re all afraid. Warn your friends. Warn everyone.”

Lori Campbell: “Welcome to my world, b***h!”

Pamela Voorhees: “Make them remember me, Jason. Make them remember what fear tastes like!”

Bill Freeburg: “Yeah, well, you’d better start thinking outside your little box, dude, cause somebody’s definitely breaking the f***ing reality rules, okay?”

Pamela Voorhees: “I should’ve known you wouldn’t be able to stop killing! You are like a big stupid dog who can’t stop eating even though your master said you’ve had enough!”