I’m back with picking a modern cast for Tales From The Crypt! This round, I went with another one of my all-time favorite episodes, Four-Sided Triangle! Four-Sided Triangle follows Mary Jo, a young woman who is trapped on a couple’s farm and forced to deal with the abusive wife and creepy husband. After a viscous attack, Mary Jo comes to believe that their scarecrow is not only alive, but is the love of her life. As always, I made my choices based on age, looks, and how I picture their overall performances. I hope you enjoy and let me know who you’d cast! (REMINDER: this is just hypothetical fun! I respect everyone mentioned and this series isn’t meant to tear anyone down or be disrespectful!!)

Mary Jo

Original Actress: Patricia Arquette (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Sydney Sweeney (Euphoria, The Voyeurs)

George Yates

Original Actor: Chelcie Ross (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Joshua Leonard (Hatchet, The Blair Witch Project)

Luisa Yates

Original Actress: Susan Blommaert (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Alanna Ubach (Waiting…, A Haunted House)