I’m back with another Remake Article!! Today, I chose one of my favorite slashers, 2003’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! These are the casting choices I would’ve picked if this film was made today. As always, I made my choices based on age, looks, and how I picture their overall performances. Because I don’t know a lot of child actors, I decided to omit the character of young Jedidiah from this article. I hope you enjoy and let me know who you’d cast! (REMINDER: this is just hypothetical fun!! I respect everyone mentioned and this series isn’t mean to tear anyone down or be disrespectful!!)

Erin Hardesty

Original Actress: Jessica Biel (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Dafne Keen (Logan, Deadpool & Wolverine)

Morgan Hardesty

Original Actor: Jonathan Tucker (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Wyatt Oleff (IT, Guardians Of The Galaxy)

Pepper Harrington

Original Actress: Erica Leerhsen (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Maya Hawke (Stranger Things, Once Upon A Time… In Hollywood)

Andy

Original Actor: Mike Vogel (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Nicholas Hamilton (IT, IT: Chapter 2)

Kemper Sterling

Original Actor: Eric Balfour (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Jacob Elordi (Euphoria, Saltburn)

Thomas Hewitt/Leatherface

Original Actor: Andrew Bryniarski (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Kellan Lutz (Twilight, A Nightmare On Elm Street)

Sheriff Hoyt

Original Actor: R. Lee Ermey (Pictured Top) – My Choice: Billy Bob Thornton (Bad Santa, The Ice Harvest)

Hitchhiker

Original Actress: Lauren German (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Ella Purnell (Fallout, Kick-Ass 2)

Monty Hewitt

Original Actor: Terrence Evans (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Jackie Earle Haley (A Nightmare On Elm Street, Watchmen)

Luda May Hewitt

Original Actress: Marietta Marich (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Sandy Martin (Napoleon Dynamite, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)

Henrietta Hewitt

Original Actress: Heather Kafka (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Ryan Simpkins (Fear Street: 1978)

Tea Lady

Original Actress: Kathy Lamkin (Pictured Top) – My Choice: Octavia Spencer (Halloween II, Ma)

Narrator

Original Actor: John Larroquette (Pictured Left) – My Choice: Costas Mandylor (Saw V, Saw: The Final Chapter)