Welcome to Day 25 of Spooky Season!! We’re now in the final week of October! There has been a little change of plans today. Previously, I shared my favorite Otis Driftwood quotes and Captain Spaulding quotes from the Firefly Family trilogy. My original plan was to complete the series this month with my favorite Baby Firefly quotes, but the final Firefly film, 3 From Hell is not streaming at the moment. So, I decided to replace it! Shaun Of The Dead has some amazing and hilarious quotes that I repeat on a regular basis, so today, I want to share my favorite Shaun Of The Dead quotes! I hope you enjoy and let me know your favorite quotes!! (SPOILER ALERT!!)

Ed (Nick Frost): “I’m not gonna say, you know, there’s plenty more fish in the sea. I’m not gonna say if you love her, let her go. And I’m not gonna bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this: it’s not the end of the world.”

Dianne (Lucy Davis): “I know First Aid!”

Liz (Kate Ashfield): “Look, if I don’t do something, I’m gonna end up in that pub every night for the rest of my life like those other sad old f***ers, drinking myself to death, wondering what the hell happened.”

Dianne: “Maybe we should all hold hands. Make a crocodile.”

Ed: “I f***ing knew it! What did I tell you, Big Al was right.”

Shaun (Simon Pegg): “Okay, but dogs can look up.”

Shaun: “That was the second album I ever bought!”

Shaun: “Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know? You’ve sold puff.”

Pete (Peter Serafinowicz): “Yeah, once. At college. To you.”

Yvonne (Jessica Hynes): “Well… glad somebody made it.”

Pete: “He’s not my friend! He’s a f***ing idiot!”

Ed: “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Pete: “It means why don’t you f**k off! You wanna live like an animal, go live in a shed, you thick f**k!”

Shaun: “Don’t go up there.”

Ed: “Why not?”

Shaun: “Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed.”

Shaun: “How’s that for a slice of fried gold.”

Shaun: “Feel free to step in anytime!”

Ed: “You did all right.”

David (Dylan Moran): “Didn’t want to cramp your style.”

Liz: “Nice of you to join us.”

Shaun: “Yeah, well, I promised, didn’t I?”

Shaun: “Look, Mum, did you know that on several occasions, he touched me… that wasn’t true. Made it up. Shouldn’t have done that, sorry.”

Woman On Trisha (Samantha Day): “I don’t see nothin wrong with it, but I know that some people would see something wrong with it. But, he’s my husband, you know? I still love him. I’ve still got the ring on my finger, Trisha.”

Trisha Goddard: “You go to bed with it?”

Dianne: “I know you only hung out with me at college to get close to Liz, and when she knocked you back, I was there to pick up the pieces. I’ve come to terms with that, Daffs. Why can’t you?”

Ed: “Don’t groan at me, you thick f**k!”

Liz: “It’s not that I don’t like Ed. Ed, it’s not that I don’t like you.”

Ed: “It’s all right.”

Shaun: “F**k-A-Doodle-Doo!”

Barbara (Penelope Wilton): “It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?”

Ed: “Well, your mum rang about going ‘round tomorrow night. And then Liz rang about the two of you eatin’ out tonight. And then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.”

Ed: “We’re coming to get you, Barbara!”

Shaun: “Mum, have you been bitten?”

Barbara: “No, but Philip has.”

Shaun: “Oh, okay.”

Liz: “What makes you think I’m taking you back?”

Shaun: “Well, you don’t want to die single, do you?”

Shaun: “Sorry, we’re closed!”

David: “We have a situation!”

Shaun: “I know!”

Dianne: “Look at the face. It’s vacant with a hint of sadness, like a drunk who’s lost a bet.”

Ed: “Can I get any of you c***s a drink?”

Shaun: “Oh, she’s engaged.”

Ed: “That was quick.”

Shaun: “Ed, this is serious.”

Shaun: “‘Hey, let’s go to the Winchester!’ Whose f***ing idea was that? Man, I’ve really balls-ed this up.”

Various Characters: “You’ve got red on you.”

Shaun: “David, kill the Queen.”

David: “What?”

Shaun: “The jukebox!”

Shaun: “Oh, my God… she’s so drunk.”

Dianne: “Yes, we’re not gonna get anywhere by moaning.”

Dianne: “Shaun didn’t ask you to come here! You came for the same reason that I did— because you didn’t know what else to do! Now, get away from that door this instance!”

David: “For a hero, you’re quite a hypocrite.”

Shaun: “You’re the one that’s gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston!”

David: “I’m not a chartered accountant!”

Shaun: “Well, you look like one!”

Ed: “Yeah!”

David: “I’m a lecturer!”

Shaun: “You’re a t**t!”

Ed: “Yeah!”

Liz: “He’s coming back!”

David: “Why? Because he promised?”

Shaun: “Come and get it! It’s a running buffet! All you can eat!”

Shaun: “That’s what this is about, isn’t it? It’s just, It’s just, he doesn’t like me! He’s always hated me, and now he wants to shoot my mum!”

Ed: “Oh, c**k-icidal maniac.”

Ed: “Who died and made you f***ing king of the zombies?”

David: “Lizzy, how can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable?”

Shaun: “What’s the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before?”

Shaun: “Has anyone got transport?”

Dianne: “Yes! Yes!”

Shaun: “Great. Where?”

Dianne: “Oh, no, well I passed my test.”

Shaun: “Take car, go to Mum’s, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.”

Ed: “You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinking. We’ll have a Bloody Mary first thing, have a bite at the King’s Head, a couple at the Little Princess, we’ll stagger back here, Bang! We’re back at the bar for shots.”

Shaun: “Get f***ed, Four-Eyes! Why don’t you go out with her, you love her so much?”

Shaun: “S**t, it’s engaged.”

Ed: “How about an ambulance?”

Shaun: “It’s engaged, Ed.”

Ed: “…Fire engine.”

Shaun: “It’s one number and it’s busy!”

Shaun: “Look, I know you don’t wanna be here forever. You know, I got things I wanna do in my life.”

Noel (Rafe Spall): “When?”

Liz: “Sorry, what was Ed’s experience?”

Shaun: “He shot his sister in the leg with an air rifle.”

David: “Well, I wasn’t the one who was blowing our cover by having a tiff with my boyfriend.”

Shaun: “He’s not my boyfriend.”

Ed: “Might be a bit warm. The cooler’s off.”

Shaun: “Thanks, babe.”

Various Characters: “For f**k’s sake!”

Shaun: “Oh, for God’s sake! Oh, he’s got an arm off!”

Shaun: “It’s Saturday!”

Pete: “No, it’s not. It’s f***ing Sunday, and I’ve got to go to f***ing work in four f***ing hours because every other f***er in my f***ing department is f***ing ill! Now can you see why I’m so f***ing angry?!”

Ed: “F**k, yeah!”

Dianne: “Ok, it’s mournful, sorrowful. You’re dead, and you hate it. Go.”

Ed: “I’ll do it on the night.”

Shaun: “This is the night.”

Ed: “Next time I see him, he’s dead.”

Ed: “It’s true. Big Al says so.”

Shaun: “Yeah, well Big Al also says dogs can’t look up.”

Ed: “Why did they bite you?”

Pete: “I don’t know, I didn’t stop to ask them!”

Liz: “What, you hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a t**t?”

Shaun: “That’s harsh!”

Liz: “Your words!”

Shaun: “I did not call Dianne a failed actress!”

Shaun: “Hang on, are we all here?”

Dianne: “Uh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Yes!”

Shaun: “There’s six of us.”

Dianne: “Oh.”

Ed: “I’ll stop doin’ it when you stop laughin’.”

Shaun: “Mum, it’s Philip. He’s gone.”

Barbara: “Where’s he gone?”

Shaun: “Mum, he’s dead.”

Jeremy Thompson: “The attackers can by stopped by removing the dead or destroying the brain.”

Shaun: “Pete! I said leave him alone!!”