A few years ago, I went through all of the films in the Firefly Trilogy and shared my favorite Otis Driftwood quotes and Captain Spaulding quotes. For a long time, I wanted to complete the series with my favorite Baby Firefly quotes. For Women In Horror Month, I thought it would be perfect to finally complete it! I hope you enjoy and let me know your favorite Baby Firefly quote!! (WARNING: CONTAINS SOME VULGAR DIALOGUE!!!) (SPOILER ALERT!!)

“So, now what, huh? You gonna try and get it on with me or something? Come on, I know how you d**e guards are always dreaming about me.”

“One day, I was out having a stroll, and I saw a little kitty stuck in a hole. She was struggling to get out. So I reached in to get her, but she scratched me. Along comes the big old warden. He stops and he watches me and then he screams, “Stop trying to help that stupid cat. She’s gonna get herself out of there one way or another.” But I didn’t listen to that dumb old warden. I kept helping until I got that kitty out.”

Virgil (Jeff Daniel Philips): “Are you done? So what was the point to that story?”

“Meow. Meow.”

“You got yourself good and f***ed this time!”

“No way! F***ing kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill them all!”

“You’re gonna miss a good show tonight. That’s your tough luck. I thought you kids were all about team spirit. I mean you ain’t done f**k-all to cheer me up since you got here. Gimme a B. Gimme an A. Gimme a B. Gimme a Y. What’s that spell? What’s that spell?! WHAT’S THAT SPELL?!”

“Even though… remember, I’m the f***ing star here. You two got that?”

“He’s coming. He got something real special this year.”

“My daddy always said, ‘Anything one a kind is pretty special.’”

“I’ll do something, Motherf***er. I’ll fucking cut your t*ts off and shove ‘em down your throat!”

“Here, keep the change and go get yourself a new name, Goober.”

“Well, Roy Sullivan… you gonna take me back to your room and play with me? Or is my brother gonna have to shoot your f***ing teeth out of your head?”

“I take it p***ing in the streets is the only excitement you have around here.”

“You can go p*ss yourself for all I care. If you want special favors, you gotta give me something in return.”

“First off, I’ve been sitting around for 10 f***ing years doing f**k all. Foxy, I need some action. Secondly, nobody asked you.”

Roy (Geoffrey Lewis): “You kiss your mama with that mouth?”

“Trust me, Fella, that ain’t the only thing I do with this mouth.”

“There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden. Along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages. The woman said, ‘Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit.’”

Mother Firefly (Leslie Easterbrook): “You know, you looked like an angel.”

“I know, Mama. You told me that a million times.”

“Who let me out of solitary? What makes you think I just didn’t walk out on my own?”

“Ain’t the only thing tasty in this house.”

“Man, I don’t see him. Sh*t, where the f**k is he?”

“Give me a kiss and say, ‘Thank you, Baby, I’m having a great time.’”

“I love famous people. They’re so much better than the real thing, you know?”

“Yeah. You can’t bring the past back up and prostitute that mock-up as a picture of something that happened a hundred years ago!”

“Don’t worry, Sugar. It ain’t past my bedtime. Hey, are you flirting with me?”

“Yeah? Well, I can’t f***ing wait. You want it, here it is. Come and get it. Come on!”

“Yeah, we like to get f***ed up and do f***ed up shit. Ya know what I mean?”

“If it’s gonna be like this, just take me back to the f***ing cage.”

“Aw, you ain’t seen nothing yet.”

“Get these ropes off me and I’ll kill every f***er here with my bare hands.”

“Ok, one more. If you get this right, I’ll let you go. If you get it wrong, you are f***ed!”

“Whoopee-f***ing-doo.”

“It’s called a dramatic pause. Helps to create a little suspense. You never know what might happen. Will I miss? Or will I…”

“Great story, Goober. How much we owe ya?”

“Don’t you f***ing imitate me! It’s f***ing rude!”

“These are all my dolls. I used to like chop their heads off and their arms and stick them up on the wall.”

“No! Let me get her.”

“Hey, Poopy Pants. What’s new?”

“You gotta have the marshmallows. That’s what makes it fun.”

“I bet all the girls wanna f**k you.”

“You wanna f**k with me? Huh, b***h? You ain’t got what it takes.”

“You ever think maybe it’s not worth it?”

“Don’t f**k with a scorpion, b***h!”