Welcome to Day 11 of Spooky Season!! Freddy Krueger is the joke king of the horror genre. I’ve always loved that he went from a creepy dream demon to a power-hungry spirit who laughed at his own jokes. Since I finally have all of the Nightmare On Elm Street films in my collection again, I decided to share my favorite Freddy Krueger quotes! I went through ALL 9 Freddy films and gathered up his quotes that stuck with me the most for one reason or another. I chose to omit times where Freddy was pretending to be someone else, unless of course it was his voice coming out of them. I hope you enjoy and let me know your favorite Freddy Krueger quote!! (SPOILER ALERT!!!)
“You shouldn’t have buried me. I’m not dead.”
“Feeding time. Soul food for my boy!”
“Come To Freddy!”
“I can’t come back if nobody remembers me! I can’t come back if nobody’s afraid!”
“Every town has an Elm Street.”
“Faster than a b*****d maniac! More powerful than a loco-madman! It’s Super Freddy!”
“Welcome to my world, B***h.”
“I… am… eternal.”
“It’s a boy!”
“I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who’ll make ‘em remember. He may get the blood, but I’ll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.”
“Ready or not, here I come.”
“They took you away from me, but I made ‘em pay! I took all their children away from them, and now that’s over.”
“Why won’t you DIE?”
“Now, no one sleeps!”
“Oh, no. OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
“Kids. Always a disappointment.”
“When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse: the stuff nightmares are made of.”
“Pick a pet for the rugrat, B***h.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me.”
“He’ll die with me. He’ll die with both of us.”
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little soul, too!”
“Let me handle this, B***h.”
“I need you, Jesse. We got special work to do here, you and me. You’ve got the body, I’ve got the brain.”
“Oh, Carlos, lend me your ear.”
“You can check in, but you can’t check out.”
“What’s wrong, Joey? Feeling tongue-tied?”
“Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then, I’ll let Jason have some fun.”
Alice (Lisa Wilcox): “You can’t come back! I locked the door on you!”
“But I found the key!”
“It’s not my fault this b***h is dead on her feet.”
“I didn’t need a glove to kill your b***h of a mother, and I don’t need one now!”
“Just when you thought it was safe to get back into bed!”
“I forgot how much it hurts to be human.”
“Being dead wasn’t a problem. But being forgotten, now that’s a b***h!”
“Nice try, Alice. Thanks, Babe. It’s my new look. Like it?”
“I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy.”
“Kill for me.”
“Hey, Danny, better not dream and drive.”
“Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.”
“Nice hearin’ from ya, Carlos!”
“What’s wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?”
“Rick, you little meatball.”
“My children. From the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power.”
Guy On TV (Johnny Depp): “Questions?”
“Yeah! What are YOU on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.”
“I’ve always had a thing for the w****s that live in this house.”
Dan (Danny Hassel): “Krueger!”
“Well, it ain’t Dr. Seuss.”
“I’m dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.”
“You really shouldn’t fall asleep in class.”
“It’s the chair for you, Kid!”
“How’s this for a wet dream?”
“Welcome to my nightmare.”
“Sayonara, Rick-san!”
“What a rush.”
Kincaid (Ken Sagoes): “I’ll see you in Hell.”
“Tell ‘em Freddy sent ya.”
“I’ll kill you slow.”
“Hey, A**hole! Up here!”
“Nice try, Nancy. Now let me take a stab.”
“He can’t fight me! I’m him!”
“Where’s your mommy, Piglet? Huh? Huh?”
“Now, why don’t you just f***ing die?”
“You’ve got their power. I’ve got their souls.”
