My Top 10 Favorite ‘Epic Rap Battles Of History’ Videos

Epic Rap Battles Of History is an awesome YouTube channel that pins famous people, both real and fictional, against each other in rap battles. With a collection of talented YouTubers, we are treated with people we all know just roasting the hell out of each other! There was a period where I completely forgot about these videos, but once I watched them again, I was able to re-experience their brilliance. Today, I decided to list my top 10 favorite Epic Rap Battles Of History videos! I hope you enjoy and let me know which video is your favorite. Also, if you haven’t seen any of their videos, you can find them all on their YouTube Channel!

10. Rick Grimes vs. Walter White

Favorite Lines:

Rick: “You tore your family apart, sin by sin. Where I live it happens literally, limb from limb.”

Walter: “Cause you’re a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew. I’ve seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you!”

9. Romeo And Juliet vs. Bonnie And Clyde

Favorite Lines:

Romero: “Then I shall kill myself, on my stomach I shall lie, so you louts can lick my a**, thus with a diss, I die.”

Juliet: “You’re not a true romance, you’re just a conjugal visit. Oh, but that’s not even your real husband, now is it?”

Bonnie: “How can you beat my man in some Mano a Mano? You can’t protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo!”

Clyde: “Oh, Romeo, Oh, Romeo, wherefore you tryin’ to flow yo? Mofo, you soft as a froyo, are those the drapes or your clothes, bro?”

8. Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley

Favorite Lines:

Young Michael: “Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede. Even in death, I go platinum on Blu-Ray.”

Young Elvis: “You better surrender talkin’ bout them ABC’s, cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees.”

Old Michael: “It’s about time for a thriller. Didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla.”

Old Elvis: “You’re a creeper, dude. You like to grab your own wanger. I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you’d never bang her.”

7. Ghostbusters vs. Mythbusters

Favorite Lines:

Ghostbusters: “We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams. Pumping out blockbusters while you work behind the scenes.”

Mythbusters: “Things are getting scary when Tory, Grant, and Kari come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry.”

Stay Puft: “I live so hard, you can’t harsh my mellow. Just one step took me out the ghetto.”

6. Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury

Favorite Lines:

Frank: “You changed your name to Mercury, it should’ve been Freddie Uranus.”

Freddie:I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed. I didn’t leave a mark on history, I French kissed it.”

5. Jack The Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter

Favorite Lines:

Jack: “So, who’s the superior serial killer, Doctor Lecter? I’m still wanted, you’re forgotten. People these days are watching Dexter.”

Hannibal: “I’m the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist who dines on highest society to the sound of violins.”

4. J.R.R. Tolkien vs. George R.R. Martin

Favorite Lines:

J.R.R.: “You can’t reach this fellow. S**t, I’m too towering. Every time I battle, it’s return of the king!”

George R.R.: “I’m rock and roll, you’re a nerdy little nebbish, and I may be dirty but you got a hairy foot fetish, dog.”

3. Adam vs. Eve

Favorite Lines:

Adam: “When things are good, they’re great and it’s like I’m dreaming, until your junk starts bleeding and you turn to a demon.”

Eve: “Don’t even bring up swallow! The first man on Earth ain’t a tough act to follow.”

2. Stephen King vs. Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite Lines:

Stephen: “See, I’m the author with the blood and gore lore galore that’ll horrify a reader to the core. Fame, money, talent, success? You’ll always have less, never more!”

Edgar: “I wrote them locked in a cave while I sobbed in a rage. The tell-tale heart beats soft in its grave while this jerk just beats off on a page.”

1. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock

Favorite Lines:

Stephen: “Try to duel with me, Alfred, you must be psycho. I’ll bring back jaws and take a bite of your lifeboat.”

Alfred: “Fish puppets and muppets to stir the fears up. I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup.”

Quentin: “ask anybody ‘what’s your favorite Sam Jackson part?’ No one’s gonna say ‘what’s-his-name from Jurassic Park.’”

Stanley: “Genius is a powerful word, but there’s no reason to use it less you’re talking about the Kubrick, then there’s really nothing to it.”

Michael: “I give the people what they love, while the critics say I’m evil. Got no time to read reviews while I’m working on the sequel.”

Honorable Mentions:

Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes

Deadpool vs. Boba Fett

James Bond vs. Austin Powers


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