I’m back with my favorite quotes from An American Werewolf In London!! An American Werewolf In London is one of my all-time favorite horror films and a big reason why is because of all of the characters. I just love seeing the interactions and chemistry with all of the characters, it never gets old. So, today, I wanted to share all of the quotes that helped make this film one of my favorites. I hope you enjoy and let me know your favorite An American Werewolf In London quote! (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

Jack Goodman (Griffin Dunne): “Life mocks me even in death.”

David Kessler (David Naughton): “I didn’t mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack!”

Nurse Alex Price (Jenny Agutter): “I believe that you’re very upset. I believe that you loved him very much and that somehow you blame yourself for his death.”

Alex: “You put me in an awkward position, Mr. Kessler.”

David: “How’d I do that?”

Alex: “Well, you’re to take these after you’ve eaten. Now, what sort of nurse would I be if I failed in so simple a task as handing out some pills?”

Mr. Collins (Frank Oz): “These dumb-a** kids. They never appreciate anything you do for ‘em.”

Jack: “Can I have a piece of toast?”

David: “Get the f**k outta here, Jack.”

Judith Browns (Brenda Cavendish): “Yes. You just put the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger.”

Gerald Bringsley (Michael Carter): “But if you put it in your mouth, you’d be sure not to miss.”

Little Boy With Balloons (Rufus Deakin): “Why would a thief want to give me two pounds?”

Police Officer: “For Christ’s sake, John, there’s a monster in here!”

Jack: “Oh, David.”

David: “Yes, I’m well aware of how pleasant the weather is in Rome at the present time, thank you.”

David: “My friend, Jack was just here.”

Alex: “Your dead friend Jack?”

David: “Thanks a lot, dog.”

David: “You know, I should be committed.”

Jack: “It’s a full moon.”

David And Jack: “Beware the moon.”

David: “And stick to the road. oops.”

David: “Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it might be unsettling to see you rise from the grave to visit me?”

Barmaid (Lila Kaye): “You could have told them.”

Dart Player (David Schofield): “Are you daft? And what do you think they’d say? They’d think us mad.”

David: “I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!”

Bobby In Trafalgar Square (Peter Ellis): “If you don’t stop this disturbance, I shall arrest you.”

David: “That’s what I want you to do, ya moron!”

Dr. J.S. Hirsch (John Woodvine): “Tell him I’m out. Tell him I’ve passed away— an old war wound. Just tell him I’m dead!”

Dr. Hirsch: “David has suffered a severe trauma. I myself witnessed some form of mass neurosis in East Proctor. If all the villagers believe that Jack Goodman was killed by a werewolf, why shouldn’t David? And then it follows that if he survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldn’t he himself become a werewolf at the next full moon? Oh, I don’t mean running about on all fours and howling at the moon, but in such a deranged state, he might harm himself or perhaps other people.”

Dart Player: “Listen. That boy’s in danger. I mean… it were a mistake… to let him leave here. There’s something wrong with this place.”

David: “I don’t know why I feel so good. I haven’t felt this good in a long time. You know, my body feels great! I feel like an athlete. Let’s go back to your place for a quickie, huh?”

Barmaid: “No. There’s no food here.”

Chess Player (Brian Glover): “There’s nothing for you here, sir.”

David: “Well, even if I’m not the Wolf Man, I’m crazy enough to do something like that. And look at me. Here I sit in a porno theatre in Piccadilly Circus talking to a corpse.”

Jack: “Weird f***ing place.”

David: “It was, man. But boy, they could play darts.”

David: “You’re not real.”

Jack: “Oh, don’t be a putz, David.”

Hospital Porter (Albert Moses): “I’m an orderly, not a bleeding psychiatrist. I push things around. What happens then, I don’t know.”

Chess Player: “No one brought them here. No one wanted them here.”

David: “I’m going completely crazy.”

David: “Jack!”

Jack: “David.”

David: “You’re not having a good time, are you?”

Jack: “Oh, I don’t know. I mean, look around. Isn’t this a fun place?”

Jack: “Where to now, Kessler? The Duck’s Breath?”

David: “Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a f****t! Winston Churchill was full of s**t! No, let go of me! Shakespeare’s French! F**k! S**t! C**t! S**t!”

Alex: “What do I think? About the possibility of you becoming a monster in two days, or about visits from dead friends?”

Gerald: “I can assure you that this is not the least bit amusing.”

Dart Player: “You… made me miss.”

Jack: “I’m sorry.”

Dart Player: “I’ve never missed that board before.”

Alex: “I’ll be perfectly honest with you, David. I’m not in the habit of bringing home stray, young American men.”

David: “I should hope not.”

David: “I love you. But I think I did some terrible things last night. Things I can’t remember.”

Alex: “Hello. Have you been up long?”

David: “I’ve just had a nightmare.”

Barmaid: “Perhaps they’ll be safe in the rain.”

Jack: “You really scared me, you s**thead.”

Alex: “David, don’t lose control!”

Gerald: “This isn’t Mr. Goodman’s idea. He’s your good friend, whereas I am a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities.”

Dart Player: “I just wanna check on the dogs.”

Chess Player: “The dogs are fine.”

Dart Player: “I’ll just check.”

Barmaid: “Wait! You just can’t let them go.”

Dart Player: “Go! Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.”

David: “Sounds far away.”

Jack: “Not far enough, come on.”

Alex: “I find you very attractive… and a little bit sad.”

Jack: “You think it’s a dog? Oh s**t, what is it?”