Scary Movie is one of the best movie parodies that helped shape my childhood and my sense of humor. It has an awesome cast, hilarious horror movie references, perfect comedic timing, and some of the most memorable quotes! Today, I wanted to share my favorite quotes from this movie. They became my favorites either by their execution, creativity, or how they’ve stuck with me over the years. Enjoy, and let me know your favorite quote!

Doofy (David Sheridan): “I said don’t disturb me when I’m cleaning my room!”

Shorty (Marlon Wayans): “Cindy, he shot me in the lungs… you wanna hit this s**t?”

Buffy (Shannon Elizabeth): “I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don’t mind if I fake it!”

Doofy: “Hey, Terry, smell my finger.”

Terry: “What the hell is that?”

Doofy: “My a**.”

Shorty: “What you doin’, son?”

The Killer (David Sheridan): “Nothin’. Just chillin’. Killin’.”

Shorty: “True. True.”

Bobby (Jon Abrahams): “Did Scream have a plot?”

Ray (Shawn Wayans): “No.”

Bobby: “Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? Don’t think so!”

Ray: “F**k outta here. Ain’t nobody stabbin’ me.”

Buffy: “So, is this where I’m supposed to bleed? Oh, look, I’m bleeding! Eek! Eek! Oh yeah, I’m supposed to run, right?”

Buffy: “Give me my crown, b***h.”

Shorty: “Yo, son, it’s like I seen this all before.”

Cindy (Anna Faris): “They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty?”

Shorty: “Nah, it was in this movie, Scream. Same dialogue and everything. This is ill!”

Buffy: “What is up, my sister?”

Cindy’s Dad (Rick Ducommun): “Ow. Daddy’s head is stuck. Unstick Daddy’s head.”

Black TV Reporter (Peter Bryant): “Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we’re getting the f**k out of here!”

Gail (Cheri Oteri): “You’re on my foot, fat s**t!”

Drew (Carmen Electra): “Look, what do you want?”

The Killer: “I wanna see what your insides look like.”

Drew: “Well, then turn to page 54.”

Ray: “No! Watching television shows doesn’t create psycho killers. CANCELLING TV shows does! The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good-a** show, and we didn’t even get a final episode!”

Bobby: “I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you.”

Cindy: “If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!”

Gail: “What would have been your last words to Drew?”

Shorty: “Run, b***h! Run!”

Brenda (Regina Hall): “Shorty, I know you ain’t driving without no papers.”

Shorty: “I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n***a pie.”

Greg (Lochlyn Munro): “It’s not the size of the hammer, it’s the nail you’re throwing it at!”

Gail: “Oh my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat a**!”

Gail: “I’m sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff.”

Doofy: “Hey, Gail… Gail swallows!”

Gail: “Heather, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered and you’re about to be slaughtered next?”

Heather (Andrea Nemeth): “Really? No way!”

Brenda: “See, that’s why you such a dumb-a**.”

Shorty: “Your mother.”

Brenda: “You my brother. That’s your mother too, jacka**.”

Shorty: “Oh, yeah. Well, then your father’s stupid.”

Brenda: “So? I don’t know him.”

Shorty: “Yeah, me neither.”

Greg: “And we never mention this again.”

Cindy: “Mention what?”

Greg: “The guy we just killed!”

Cindy: “Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.”

Homeless Man (Lloyd Berry): “Spare a dollar?”

Buffy: “Ew! Get away from me, you bum!”

Cindy: “Buffy! Can’t you see he’s just hungry? Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. See?”

Homeless Man: “I said a dollar, b***h!”

Ray: “Yeah, she had a brother named Steve.”

Bobby: “Yeah.”

Ray: “Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect a**?”

Bobby: “That was her.”

Ray: “Nah, I was talking about Steve. What ever happened to him?”

Ray: “I’d sure like to get in them pants.”

Brenda: “Really?”

Ray: “Yeah. What size are these?”

Cindy: “Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him.”

Ray: “Okay. If I see Bobby, I’ll tell him I love him.”

Cindy: “He was right here! I swear it!”

Sheriff (Kurt Fuller): “Who was?”

Cindy: “The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends!”

Cindy’s Dad: “And the sick b*****d planted drugs all in the house there. All over the place.”

Brenda: “Yeah, I got you! I got you on camera. You on Candid Camera now. You ain’t know that.”

Cindy: “Shouldn’t we at least check his wallet?”

Buffy: “For what?”

Brenda: “S**t, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his a**.”

The Killer: “What’s that noise?”

Drew: “Oops. I farted. I didn’t think you would hear me.”

The Killer: “No, that popping noise.”

Drew: “Oh! I’m making popcorn.”

Buffy: “Oh my God, we hit a boot!”

Greg: “Where’s the foot?!”

The Killer: “I’m gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your a**. I spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don’t answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, f**k you like a goat, peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace!”